Anon has a burglar break in
ok this looks like a hot assassin lady’s secret identity has been compromised and she’s going to have to kill some people to protect her boytoy
I live in rural Maine.
we have a huge barn and our neighbors all have horses and chickens. there are foxes in the backyard.
in the winter we heat our house with wood that we split ourselves. the power goes out for days at a time and we just put on another sweater.
this is my dog:
so in LOTR’s appendices it says that legolas eventually builds a boat and takes gimli across the seas and into the west, the gray havens. you know, the place arwen isn’t allowed to go because she’s in love with a human dude bUT LEGOLAS (AKA ‘YOU LITTLE SHIT’) JUST SAYS “FUCK IT” AND SNEAKS GIMLI INTO THE GODDAMN UNDYING LANDS LIKE CONTRABAND TWIZZLERS INTO A MOVIE THEATER
best literary analysis ever
some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot
|Me:||*calls u a nerd*|
|Me:||*is actually very deeply in love with u*|