old-men-do-it-better:

Led Zeppelin + texts posts.

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cynixy:

itchbay-srps:

http://click-to-read-mo.re/p/8QRP/53110d58

I love this so much.

cynixy:

itchbay-srps:

http://click-to-read-mo.re/p/8QRP/53110d58

I love this so much.

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kissmeandcrucify:

Me throwing shade when I’m 80, 

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the-traveller-in-time:

Genesis + text posts

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forlackofabettercomic:

It’s a real thrillpocalypse, let me tell you.
For Lack of a Better Comic by Jacob Andrews [website | tumblr | twitter]

forlackofabettercomic:

It’s a real thrillpocalypse, let me tell you.

For Lack of a Better Comic by Jacob Andrews [website | tumblr | twitter]

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At the grocery store

Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.
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420dongsquad:

justskippingalong:

THE FADE TO BLACK OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW

6TTHIS IS THE BEST VIDEO OF ALL TIME

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pinstripehourglass:

twinkleofafadingstar:

number one pet peeve of all academia related to literature:

  • when men are characters but women are symbols

James fucking Joyce

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Deleted newsheadlinetextpost lines from Guardians of the Galaxy

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